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beef trimmings

Shit, big pieces of. Cousin of the dreaded powerdump. In fact they're so big one must take extra care to recuperate afterwards by reading on the toilet. Also, the key ingredient in an upper decker.
I forgot to walk the Rottweiler after his nap and meal time, so now he left six pounds of beef trimmings on the welcome mat. The poor dear.
by ForkMeCantEatSoup November 17, 2011
mugGet the beef trimmingsmug.

Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.
Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate
by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015
mugGet the Beef Certificatemug.

Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs
I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef
by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025
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Beef Sock

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.
Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...
by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014
mugGet the Beef Sockmug.

Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.
Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.
by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020
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bop your beef

Bopping someone’s beef is the same thing as hitting someone’s vape
Can I bop your beef?”
by Sarahknowsbest June 13, 2022
mugGet the bop your beefmug.

Beef Twerky

Vaginally lips on a female during a seizure
Wow when she fell out her beef twerky was twitchin.
by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 13, 2024
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