wot de fauk

a stupid way to say what the fuck. usually used by people online as a joke to avoid censoring.

Jerry: yo man i just beat you up! EZ
Me: wot de fauk
Jerry: no.
Me: >:(

by Payzane and LoveCat September 25, 2020

de-biebered

The act of Justin Bieber cancelling a pubic appearance due to "personal reasons" such as the case of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

"Despite the fact that we have been de-biebered, we will still have a great music performance for you tonight.

by thecrimbeast February 27, 2016

de-dickulate

The act of cutting off a mans penis after he has cheated.

I caught him in bed with my sister, so I de-dickulated him.

by psfan May 16, 2011

Aunty De

A Aunty who’d love you to the moon and back, give great advice, loves you for you and understands everything about you. Even if she doesn’t she’ll try and that doesn’t stop her from loving you.

Man my Aunty De is awesome.

by MotherMushroom November 23, 2021

Syndrome de Paillasse

Un syndrome décrivant toute personne souffrant de calvitie lourde en état de déni majeur. Les victimes souffrant de ce syndrome possèdent une calvitie si lourde, qu'un helipad s'est formé à l'arrière de leur crâne.

Mec, je crois que t'as le syndrome de Paillasse, faut que tu ailles en Turquie pour refaire tes cheveux.

by helisurface September 3, 2025

De-decorate

The act of undoing the decorating that one had spent untolled energy and countless hours on decorating may be used for any holiday that requires dragging boxes from the cellar or attic into living room and pawing through the tangled mess you left from the year before.

"Time to de-decorate the tree...not so sure the taking it outside part is happening tonight!"

by Zethrael January 10, 2012

Coco-de-mer

A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.

Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.

by A Moot Point! October 6, 2008