stapple apple

a homosexual

man 1: hey stapple apple
man 2: hey tigression

by penis man strikes again June 20, 2022

pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.

I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.

by iSmithy November 2, 2019

apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

by yeetb01 September 14, 2022

Apple

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)

Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.

by Darth Meme November 24, 2019

apple fart

Shoving a apple in ur ass

No go apple fart in my ass

by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017

Carolina Caramel Apple

When you fuck a bitch on the rag, then pull out and make her blow you.

Yo, my girl was actin a fool last night and on her period, so I gave her a Carolina Caramel Apple.

by Beardedfootlong June 6, 2024

Apple

A sweet, crisp fruit that originated in Central Asia. They come in varieties such as Gala, Red Delicious, Fuji, Mcintosh,

Granny Smith, and more. The U.S. is the second largest producer behind China. They have good health benefits, too.

"What is Steve Jobs' favorite fruit?"

"An apple, of course!"

by Ms. apple February 24, 2019