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Blue Asshole

Person 1: What do you think the 'blue asshole' even is, do you think?
Person 2: Dude I just sat down who the fuck asks that
by dandan7 November 25, 2024
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Asshole

More commonly known as Sam Pepper, the asshole resorts to inhumane acts of sexual abuse when he feels like gaining some recognition online. When all fails, the asshole decides to lie like a little bitch and call it a social experiment eventhough said asshole knows it is still not right. The asshole may also pretend to kill someone in front of their best friend and make the other person break down in front of him, then scares the shit out of him by making the supposedly dead boy come back to like and jump scare his best friend, possibly scarring the boy for life and giving him mental health issues. BUT IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, RIGHT?!?
Beth: Ew look at that asshole grabbing little girls butts.
Amy: You mean that little Sam Pepper bitch.
Beth: Yeah.

Martha: Call the authorities.

~ Beth xxx
by _MyBlankDescription_ aka. Beth September 12, 2016
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Asshole Aqueduct

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct
"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.
by CarlMyMan January 5, 2022
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Asshole

Gabe is such an asshole
by Troop(Jeter) January 25, 2019
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Asshole

Asshole
He’s so much of an asshole
by Assholexoxoxoxoxoxo November 15, 2018
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asshole

A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.
1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.

2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.

3.) What's wrong with you asshole!

4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?

Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.

Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!

Lucy: ...
by elburro90 June 25, 2014
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Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.
(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!
by BenPC August 14, 2017
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