apple

a doctors' worst nightmare

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

by flaflobla November 19, 2019

Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck

This apple is really apple-like.

by Poopypole February 1, 2021

emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low

man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack

by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016

Apple

A fucking fruit you absolute troglodyte. Why are you even here?
It's a red circular fruit that grows on trees (apple trees) and it grows once a year. They could be green, yellow, and red. They also could be red and green or green and yellow you get it.

I ate the apple from the tree
Adam and Eve fucked up by eating the forbidden apple

by IwantYourBeans November 30, 2020

swollen apple

Idiot with no life.

You are a swollen apple Joseph!

by Joseph mills February 19, 2018

Apple

An Aplatonic person - somebody who doesn't experience platonic attraction

I was talking about how friendship is overrated with one of my apple acquaintances.

by Romophobic AroAce May 24, 2022

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by anonymous May 11, 2023