Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
by studderblox January 20, 2024
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and he has a micropenis
and he has a micropenis
by PerfectM17 November 21, 2021
Get the max mug.1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy
2. short for Maxime: really French guy
Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.
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Oh so your dicks getting hard
NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot
Oh so your dicks getting hard
NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot
by Kochst087 May 3, 2021
Get the Max mug.a tall brown haired virgin boy who loves dick. whether it is dick in his mouth, dick in his ass, dick on dick action, dick cum, he loves it all. the only thing he loves more than dick is little boy dick.
max: hello i am max and i love dick where is the dick i need dick please someone give me dick i need it so badly
young little boy: please leave me alone
max: come here child and give me your dick before i force it into my mouth. just make it easy for me please
young little boy: please leave me alone
max: come here child and give me your dick before i force it into my mouth. just make it easy for me please
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