Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...

Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)

by coyuyo October 16, 2015

clear your pings

Sort your shit out

You need to clear your pings bro

by moffy7 October 20, 2015

sauced your nade

When a male receives extreme sloppy blow

Remember when Liz sauced your nade brah!

by Nadesaucer December 20, 2019

lump your head

punch someone in the face if they dont be quiet, title of a hollywood undead song

person 1: -rambling about dumb stuff-

person 2: bro ill lump your head if u dont shut up

by dickbutt369 May 15, 2019

Eat your pie

When the father of the house demands you eat your meat and potato pie or you’ll get the iron belt.

Isaac eat your pie unless you want a taste of this iron belt.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

fiddle with your pickle

When one, typically a man with a penis, begins to masturbate.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.

Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.

Wendy: “hey, why’s Ash taking so long?”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”

by BigButteryBoi April 16, 2020

your tears here

When someone you hate or someone annoying cries. So you drink their tears. Typically they cry so much you fill a mug with tears and drink it.
i haven't seen a result for this, so i decided to created just for the Urban Dictionary Mug

Annoying Douchebag You Hate: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: drinks tears
You: your tears here.

by EmployeeBob April 14, 2017