Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

snowy trees

when weed is laced with coke

"yo you got straight weed?"
"nah i got snowy trees"

by dis908 October 18, 2018

Tree (3)

In radio/military slang, tree means three. It was changed like that to minimise mistakes made when non-native speakers pronounced number "three".

Zero (0) tree (3), this is Spook. Happy to comply, I'm on my way. Spook out.

by Tomsow(12) February 11, 2021

Tree hugger

Chelsea Joyce

Chelsea Joyce is such a tree hugger.

by joy powder November 10, 2019

green tree

A lame ass motherfucker who loves the environment

That green tree would never throw trash on pelicans.

by Noodlerino May 3, 2023

The Smoking Tree

The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.

"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree

during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."

by Yaboi AV November 2, 2017

Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024