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Snowstorm on the Mountain Top
When someone (preferably the opposite sex) takes a mouthful of your load and spews it over your privates.
You walk into a chinese massage parlor and ask for the 'special' the receptionist asks, "So, you wanna Snowstorm on the Mountain Top?"
Snowstorm on the Mountain Top by Willing Donkey September 10, 2009
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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slop-top 3000 by Danke$tDragon223’s May 27, 2020
new zealand's next top model
a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.
did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?
new zealand's next top model by wishinghismodelstayedcovered February 22, 2011
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muffin top by jessy m June 11, 2006