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Facebook Fifth

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you
as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"
by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012
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facebook stress

Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
by Micah A. May 31, 2014
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facebook screwing

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.
....
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
by Dankap March 24, 2011
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Overheard on Facebook

A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you
"I overheard on Facebook that Sam is going to that party on Friday"
"OMG you stalker!"
by synthetic42 July 17, 2009
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Facebook Fibber

A person who lies on there Facebook status/info/comments to make his or her life seem more interesting.
Molly's Status: going to the movies tomorrow! what should i see?

Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.
by Andi412 June 22, 2010
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Facebook Resume

The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:

1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......

but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
by thunder_bolt001 July 5, 2014
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facebook slackard

a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.
Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!
by hagesmd June 5, 2010
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