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boston pimp slap

Unlike the more well known pimp slap, this variation is a bit more degrading and is only used in severe situations. In order to perform this one must first have a penis in hand. Once the penis is in hand it must be swung across the face of the "ho" thus leaving a mushroom shaped marking across the recipients face. Remember this must be done quickly to not only surprise, but to also prevent any cock-block or damage to the "rod of correction."
That bitch got the Boston Pimp Slap and got a mushroom shaped bruise on her forehead.
by G Word July 12, 2006
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cheese dick slap

filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.
"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."
by Mo Fontes July 13, 2009
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Alaskan bitch slap

Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.
Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.
by H T H August 29, 2007
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Dick-slap Logic

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.
My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.
by General TWSSman October 1, 2010
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Bel Air Slap

An unexpected slap to the face. When someone slaps another in the face for what seems to be an unnecessary show of bravado.
Will walked up to Chris and just gave him a Bel Air Slap!!
by Sambiase March 30, 2022
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slap my parrot

any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.
john: hey ali how about you come over and slap my parrot.

ali: okay !
by k muula April 10, 2009
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Alabama Titty Slap

The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap
by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016
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