Sloppy Bear Claw

1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.

2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.

Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.

by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019

Mountain Bear Trap

When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.

I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.

by CommieTrex March 6, 2022

Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair

Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear

by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019

Gummy-bear friend

A Gummy-bear friend is a friend you can always rely on to talk to when your sad. Gummy-bear friends are lovable people you just want to hug and love. Gummy-bear friends are funny and easy to talk to and super adorable. If you find a Gummy-bear friend keep them! They are very rare.

Im so glad I have a Gummy-bear friend !

by Pop-tart Unicorn Exposed January 11, 2018

I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.

Example does not exist for I am not a bear

by KL MB February 21, 2013

fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019