a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.
"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"
by chrisee t August 8, 2012
Get the shit-muffler mug.take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.
Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?
"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"
"They got us a magazine rack."
"Then phoenix that shit."
Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?
"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"
"They got us a magazine rack."
"Then phoenix that shit."
by Headcircus August 21, 2012
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Get the shit marak mug.What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.
Aka diarrhea.
Aka diarrhea.
-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011
Get the Stomach Shit mug.The intense feeling of pain that comes in waves right before explosive diarrhea. Intestinal gurgling with tightening of the guts is common. Often accompanied by the meat sweats.
by groady280 August 7, 2017
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Get the Shit coma mug.A long nurtured poo to deliver a deep meaningful connection between man/woman and their faecal friend.
My tantric shit left me in a state of sensual connection with my evacuation. The release made me see stars and hear the voices of angels.
by New Hats McHatter September 1, 2017
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