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admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
mugGet the admiral's potatomug.

Potato Hour

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?
by TrankMeme82x (Chase) June 7, 2018
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cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled
by datstudentlife April 18, 2016
mugGet the cotch potatomug.

Potato

Me.
Imma potato.
by i.is.panda January 16, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

National Potato Day

We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.
by PotatoMerchMan August 6, 2022
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Potato

The device all Larry Stylinson proof was recorded on.
Person 1: Did tumour see the Wellington Larry proof?

Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!

Person 1: I agree
by Louis&Harry282828 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

Cute little potato

A cute little persno ...known as austin colman
Austin is my cute little potato
by Zooppey November 6, 2017
mugGet the Cute little potatomug.

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