Post Dictal

The feeling of satisfaction and subsequent swollen female genitalia that is derived from a satisfactory dicking from a sedated ect patient

Brittany sat in the staff break room enjoying her post dictal state.....

by Mr_happypants November 16, 2020

Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....

''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."

by VetBoy05! June 27, 2022

post high

Another way of calling someone conceited, snobby or uppity. Describes someone who believes they are better than someone else. There's a verse from Black Moon's "Who Got Da Props" that uses the term:

"See I paid my dues, now you can't tell me nothing
This is dedicated to the ones who kept fronting
The ones who tried to diss and post high? Oh no
Just 'cause you had low, see now I got dough

Abbott: Hey, look at my new Mercedes. Sure beats that hooptie you drive around in.
Costello: Oh, so you tryin' to post high, like you all that? We both know yo' ass is on food stamps!

by not for nothing August 28, 2018

pissed-posting

pissed posting - the act of posting on social media whilst intoxicated and making an ass of yourself; posting on social media whilst out on the piss

Shaun is pissed-posting again after fifteen shots down at his local.

by BaconDink168 November 22, 2025

post wod clarity

After you work out and you start to overthink everything

Kyle: Bro i finished my Workout and i got post wod clarity im not tryna do anything else today

by shilohsteezy July 21, 2021

master posted

keeping it real.
hanging at one spot with the krew.
your "chill" spot where you keep it down with your homies.

we stay master posted up in this bitch.

by gthuggmasta July 4, 2008

Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter

Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019