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A state of spiritual and physical being.
Blocking out his students when they laughed at the images in the temple of Angkor, Mr Lynde was posted in front of the class.
by Maliaobama November 7, 2019
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Posted

New England jargon for "Keep Out", usually written in big letters near the entrances to private property or otherwise off limits areas.
"Hey Jim you wanna fish at abenaki creek??"

"Nah man it's posted so we cant"
by Jacobthemainah May 28, 2022
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Post-Exponentia

More can be rendered in each upper dimension
New dimensions and possibility constants
New categories existing
Giga additions and additionality enhancements
Postsingularity is also a postexponentia and despite suppression of postscarcity so is postscarcity
New optimeters and degrees of freedom and efficiencies
That megastar and it's superearths appear to be able to host postexponentia.
Once we invested in neofields modernity we experienced a postexponentia.
The transcension hypothesis and sciences completion, along with postexponentia like knowledge uploads and intelligence amplification, caused a postexponentia too.
Time travel and inter timeline practices is a manifest post-exponentia also
by TranslogicMultisonance January 7, 2024
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A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.

Symptoms Include:

-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.
by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023
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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.
P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"
by The Hat King September 20, 2025
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At the back post

An phrase mostly used to express thankfulness and praise for someone else’s saviour-esque actions.
Dan: “Everyone put your shit down, school is cancelled

Everyone else (in chorus): “DAN AT THE BACK POST!!!!!”
by Manolas, Greek God in Rome. September 13, 2022
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