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Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'
by jaga-jack May 5, 2009
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Pig

A girl who will eat two pounds of thick cut bacon and not save any for her friends family who made the bacon.
by Heya potatoes November 17, 2020
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Pigs

Slang for cops, capitalists, alt right chuds, ICE agents, bootlickers, etc. often used by anarchists (mostly anarcho communists, syndicalists, and left wing anarchists) and other far left activists to express disgust or anger with the beastliness, and slobbery of what the pigs in power do.
Fuck those pigs man! ACAB!
by Karl Barx June 28, 2019
mugGet the Pigsmug.

smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma
Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
by IT Dave November 25, 2014
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Pig

Pigs are majestic and amazing creatures. Pigs are amazing and warm hearted. Used to describe people who bring joy and happiness to everyone they meet. Distant relative to Whales
Ava is such a pig, almost like her cousin Kira. “Ava get off the couch you pig!”
by DannyPhilospher May 23, 2020
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Pig-squeal

A modern metal vocal technique that can be achieved by inhaling or exhaling. (Don’t use inhales.)
Pig-squeal - breeeeeeeeee
by DASII February 5, 2018
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