Pine tree jr high

Pine tree jr fucking high the school where everyone thinks there hard with a 95% bloods and 5% wannabe ass cryps and hella fake hoes and ask any bitch for nudes you’ll get them trust me and don’t get me started on everyone who always tryna fight when they get home they some good kids no cussing no nothing

may god help you all at pine tree jr high

by Drxkko February 24, 2019

Tree (3)

In radio/military slang, tree means three. It was changed like that to minimise mistakes made when non-native speakers pronounced number "three".

Zero (0) tree (3), this is Spook. Happy to comply, I'm on my way. Spook out.

by Tomsow(12) February 11, 2021

Tree

Thing where the dogs pee

A: Oh no, my dog shit my Christmas tree! 😪
B: well, that's sad...

by whoisalex? November 6, 2021

Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

Dime Tree

Tree that grows dimes

Person one: Look it's an apple tree by the dime tree

by Peter Snider April 29, 2022