Fun Friday

The day of the month most dreaded by elementary school teachers, when kids cash in vouchers, get high on sugar, and celebrate their almost freedom by rioting in class.

“Tomorrow’s Fun Friday. I’m calling in sick and letting a substitute deal with that shitstorm.”

by MirandaJane March 8, 2026

Guardian Fridge

guardian fridge (noun, derogatory)

Definition:

A term used to describe a friend—often larger and much less attractive—who accompanies a girl considered very attractive and actively blocks or discourages others from approaching or flirting with her.

By extension, any friend who informally acts as a social “gatekeeper” in nightlife or dating situations.

I was really hitting it off with Stacy, but all of the sudden this Guardian Fridge she came in with dragged her away and totally cockblocked me!

by JonyMacaroni98 March 10, 2026

Baby Friday

Also known as Thursday, Baby Friday is the best night of the week to get loose.

Think about it, you've made it through the bulk of the week, now you wanna dance, maybe a few drinks.

If you are hungover the next day, you only have one more day of work, the last day before the weekend.

Plus, you get it out of your system so you can have a sober weekend if you want...

And the cherry on top, it's less likely to set a bad pace for your next week like a Saturday or Sunday night binge does.

The best night of the week to get funky is Baby Friday.

"Hey, let's check out the Baby Friday night at Heritage Hall - it's basically the weekend and I'm ready to party!"

by hemlockmusic August 18, 2025

FarQUAD Friday

Getting your ass to the gym on a Friday night, with the sole purpose of burning up your fucking quads.

Yo, bitch....get on your crop-top and short shorts, pack your shit and shoot your pre...I'll pick you up in 10 minutes...it's FarQUAD Friday mother fucker .

by W3rddd May 23, 2025

YAOI FRIDAY

The act of engaging in Yaoi religiously only on fridays

As the clock strikes midnight it was friday... Yaoi friday.

by Yaoi friday cultist June 7, 2025

smart fridge Ramadan reset

A frustrating phenomenon where the date settings of a smart fridge are inexplicably reset to coincide with significant dates in the fasting month of Ramadan, such as Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. This glitch forces users to wait until nightfall to access food, humorously highlighting the absurdity of technology failing at crucial times.

Every time I unplug my smart fridge, it resets to Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 — now I can only eat at night during Ramadan! What a classic case of the smart fridge Ramadan reset!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

smart fridge

Smart fridges are something that are typically too expensive to be bought now, mainly for families who haven't experienced owning smart fridges yet — thus they have to buy second-hand smart fridges from junkyards. However, a junkyard smart fridge oftentimes have their date setting reset on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 every time the user attempts to unplug and replug the smart fridge. Therefore, the owner oftentimes end up only being able to eat from the smart fridge at night upon the date resetting.

I thought I was being smart by buying a second-hand smart fridge from the junkyard, but now I can only access my food at night because it keeps resetting on dates that coincide with Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Guess I should've saved up for a new one!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025