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Tetanus fart

When you involuntarily fart so bad your asshole flowers and you use wet ones for a week.
My wife farted so hard her lu lu lemons looked like a reverse moose knuckle. That’s a definite tetanus fart
by Brididdle May 31, 2018
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Fart Particle

Fart particle, sometimes shortened to farticle, is a derogatory and reference term used towards another person. It usually is descriptive in terms of a rectal emitted blow off speck from a solid or the physical manifestation of a horrific gaseous emission. You don't want to own these and want to be as far away from them or their owners as possible.
Get away from me, leave me alone you fart particle.
by jagerhall May 25, 2018
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Fart Freckles

Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.
I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.
by Odd_James November 7, 2019
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squid fart

Whenever you and your significant other are getting it on under the covers and then you feel that he/she is wet, get even more turned on.. then you realize she squirted and shit herself all over the bed. She squid farted.
I was getting really horny because I thought I was getting her really wet, but she actually squid farted under the covers.
by violettemafia8 November 17, 2019
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Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart
ugh i just had such a parched fart.
by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019
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protiene fart

i hads big protiene fart
by derpproteinfart June 6, 2019
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