A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
Get the Community College Intellectualmug. Shitty fucking norty skool needs burning down teachers little cunts
All the kids there are top class well behaved 😉😉😂
All the kids there are top class well behaved 😉😉😂
by FuckSkool May 25, 2019
Get the Rice Carr collegemug. Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012
Get the York Technical Collegemug. A college of excellence filled with neeks apart from the 2021 graduating class whom simply pisses excellence
by Adam72727 August 28, 2019
Get the Grange Community Collegemug. by CharlieBarkler May 13, 2021
Get the Bishops Stortford Collegemug. Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.
Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023
Get the Lafayette Collegemug. A now defunct Franciscan, 4 years liberal arts college that had once been known for its education and music programs. The school officially closed in 2020, citing the pandemic and financial challenges. These challenges included depreciating assets, falling enrollment, rising costs and excesses amongst the c-suite.
The troubles likely began around 2011, when where was a push to change an introverted student body into an extroverted one. This led to a lot of drama, where favoritism deprived many victims of abuse and harassment the help they needed while allowing rumors and accusations against others to go unquestioned. Issues of racial inequality also began to shine forth as the dorms, which were built around the 2009 class year, were predominantly African American, only for those students to have almost no representation in the graduations that took place during the school's final years. Students had called out the recruiting practices as being predatory, but the admins did not react until a former Dean used the situation to form the premise of her thesis, resulting in her removal around 2015/16.
Demolition of the main building and dorms began in 2022 after the Green Bay Diocese of the Catholic Church rejected a proposal to repurpose the school as an area wide, k-12 school. The diocese opted to build a new school, instead. Also around this time, the school's former president filed suit against the Franciscan Sisters alleging contract violations. This suit was dismissed.
The troubles likely began around 2011, when where was a push to change an introverted student body into an extroverted one. This led to a lot of drama, where favoritism deprived many victims of abuse and harassment the help they needed while allowing rumors and accusations against others to go unquestioned. Issues of racial inequality also began to shine forth as the dorms, which were built around the 2009 class year, were predominantly African American, only for those students to have almost no representation in the graduations that took place during the school's final years. Students had called out the recruiting practices as being predatory, but the admins did not react until a former Dean used the situation to form the premise of her thesis, resulting in her removal around 2015/16.
Demolition of the main building and dorms began in 2022 after the Green Bay Diocese of the Catholic Church rejected a proposal to repurpose the school as an area wide, k-12 school. The diocese opted to build a new school, instead. Also around this time, the school's former president filed suit against the Franciscan Sisters alleging contract violations. This suit was dismissed.
by penguin10916 March 11, 2024
Get the silver lake collegemug.