schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.
*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.
by Arashmin May 20, 2010
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Tank Bone

Dude, I busted a grumpy and then dropped a tank bone. I flt much better.
by metadog August 12, 2010
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Rubber Bones

When you feel so tired or relaxed that your bones feel like rubber/jello, and all you can do is just wiggle (kinda like those balloon guys at the front of a car dealership)
Guy One: Hey man, why tf you wiggling like that?
Guy Two: Oh sorry, I got Rubber Bones
by MeatGrease September 05, 2021
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luxury bones

Another word for teeth, since they are not covered by your regular health insurance (like every other part of your body is) and instead you must have a "dental insurance" policy specific to them to continue enjoying them. Hence, luxury bones.
According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying
by Pic889 June 18, 2022
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misty bone

Getting a blow jop while she vapes.
Bro she gave me a misty bone
by MrSquiy September 30, 2017
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waffle bone

Thinking about your next meal while having sexual relations.
Dude, last night I was so waffle bone! I couldn't help myself, but I knew I had some bomb leftovers in my fridge.
by Henny from the Block July 15, 2020
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Bucket Bone

by Gurvb April 02, 2022
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