Black Lion 

Someone with frizzy long dark hair that resembles a lions long bushy black mane. Often times have poor hygiene.

*Erin and Mary talking in the hall*
Erin: Hey
Mary: Hiii
Erin: Oh god...
Mary: What?
Erin: Black lion at 12 o clock.
Mary: Oh gosh!
Erin: I know how to get rid of her.
Mary: How?
Erin: *pulls out hairbrush*

Black Lion by theblacklionhunter123 September 25, 2011

the black parade 

Where I want to go when I die.

"where do you want to go when you die?"
"the black parade, bitch!"

the black parade by jesushatesme August 3, 2009

Black Holes and Revelations 

An amazing album by the amazing band Muse, which came out in 2006. The album features such songs as
1. Take A Bow
2. Starlight
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map of the Problematique
5. Soldier's Poem
6. Invincible
7. Assassin
8. Exo Politics
9. City of Delusion
10. Hoodoo
11. Knights of Cydonia

i couldnt wait until Black Holes and Revelations came out!

Black Holes and Revelations by kailey_09 April 8, 2009

Goo Blockers 

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).

Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

Goo Blockers by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009

shit blocked 

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

shit blocked by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

Cloth blocked 

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

Cloth blocked by k3fernan May 31, 2010

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

Bean Blocked by dominickers October 7, 2011