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crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet
The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom
by tha captain September 20, 2016
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Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
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That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.
John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.
by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023
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Banadam's Apple

When a chick deepthroat's so far that she appears to have a very pronounced adam's apple. This is in reference to the idea that if you eat a banana whole or in large chunks, it can be seen moving through the skin on your neck.

When occurring homosexually, this would be reffered to as a "double apple."

Not to be confused with Adam's Banana.
example 1
Guy One: Man, that chick has like, no gag reflex.
Guy Two: Explain.
Guy One: I went so far in she had a banadam's apple.

example 2 (homosexual)
Guy: Jesus Christ man, I know we're roommates, but could you please lock, or at least close your door before you give your friend a double apple!?
by Basey Pie January 19, 2010
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Magic Apple

An apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York
Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
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apple

by appletron2000 April 23, 2024
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Apple Oak Sports

Apple Oak Sports is a 250 acre off-road vehicle park in Matteson, Illinois. The park opens in spring 2022.
The park features some of the best riding trails and has several racetracks for utv's and atv's.
I went to Apple Oak Sports and had the best outdoor experience ever.
The nature trails at Apple Oak Sports are amazing.
by Jerry Murphy November 23, 2021
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