CHRIS

Chris is also the definition of bitch. if you ever meet a chris they probably are always in a bitchy mood and ruins everything Chris can sometimes be generous and kind but overall is a dumbass with bad grades.

Why is Chris acting like that
Idk cause he’s a bitch

by someonesgf January 31, 2022

Chris

yo.

Yo it’s Chris

by FEEDMEJACK February 10, 2022

Chris

Biggest fucking COCK definitely packing a 7+ killer you will never know until you get but fucked by him and let him destroy your intestines like a fucking God, besides that he is the nicest, loving, caring guy you will meet but he won't express those feelings openly but only when you get to know him. Most likely a bulky fuck with elephant tits for a chest and gorilla balls for bicep. He's a fucking Chad no doubt about it.

One dick slap from Chris to the noggin and it's straight to the ER for you my friend.

by Johnny fuckin Sins November 21, 2021

Chris Handsome

Is an american that claims to be from Australia, but we all know the truth.

"I think Chris Handsome's last time is Nailsome"

by RealHurley May 30, 2018

Chris p Jones

Best dad ever

I’m hungry Chris p Jones

by ASHLEE.J June 1, 2021

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

Chris

Chris is the best person in the world. He is better than Esteban at soccer and he will make it to professional soccer. He is a very cool and nice guy.

Everyone: Wow Chris is so cool

by jJ10100 October 30, 2019