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Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995
To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”
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Washington Robbery

Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.
Hey Ben i cannot come to Golden Corrall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024
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Washington Robbery

Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.
Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024
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Washed

"At one point Ben had a shot at the boxing world championship title belt, but now he is just washed. Put on 50 lbs, works as a teacher now."

"I have lost my last 12 ranked games. I went from a 58% winrate last split and gold to a 30% and getting demoted all the way to s4 I don’t understand what is so darn different from this split to last."

"IDK maybe you just washed"?
by Jimmy_Lee September 8, 2023
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Washington DC

“Those politicians down in Washington DC don’t do shit!”
by Cosmonaut775 September 12, 2023
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Washington Waterslide

The act of filling a waterslide with piss and cum and diving head first into it. It is fully enjoyed when you do it with multiple people and have sex in it afterwards.
"Did you hear about Jame's Washington Waterslide at his house last Friday? everyone contributed to fill it up!"
"Wow talk about a group effort!"
"I wish I went but I was too busy enjoying my girlfriend's Mississippi Birdbath."
by pimpster69420 September 16, 2023
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Washed

Needham High School Girls Volleyball
“They’re clean but they’re trying to be dirty”
Needham are absolutely washed
They’re washed!
by cdnNeo October 5, 2023
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