Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
by Kidnamedfinger13 December 23, 2024
Get the West Virginia Universitymug. Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)
by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011
Get the Design your Universemug. by A$APwayne6 March 9, 2017
Get the birdball universitymug. .
😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.mug. Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!
Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
by FOLLOWEROFPEBIS October 11, 2020
Get the Pebis Universitymug. by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023
Get the Person universe version 2mug. Its national throw a furry out of the universe day! *grabs a furry and loses all hair and become one punch man and throw them out of the universe*
by anonymous March 18, 2024
Get the national throw a furry out of the universe daymug.