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Edge Hill University

A uni for people with severe social anxiety.
Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff

Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University
by Giggatron5645 April 16, 2022
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Universal Energy

Definition:
1. The All Present life force energy that connects all living things.
2. Physically palpable energy that circulates in living bodies and intertwines living things.

3. Life force energy which can be channeled and directed from a healer to a recipient.
Use in a Sentence:
1. Many Energy Healing modalities teach their practitioners to circulate and direct Universal Energy to heal others.
2. Universal Energy is what connects the collective consciousness of all living things.
3. Some Energy Healers have such a strong connection to Universal Energy that their presence is noticeable even at a distance.
4. Like air and sunlight, Universal Energy is a shared resource, it’s used by everyone and isn’t owned by anyone.
5. Universal Energy is conscious, self aware energy that animates living things.

6. Universal Energy is the strand that binds collective consciousness.
by IronMikey August 23, 2025
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Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
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augusta university

Nice campus but that’s about all that’s nice about it. The management sucks. The professors could care less about actually teaching. The advisors only advise you by making your life difficult. Good music program and band tho.
Guy 1: That girl is a total Augusta university.

Guy 2: Damn you’re right. She’s fine as hell with a nice ass voice but past that, she’s fucked beyond belief.
by Ronald Jeremiah June 20, 2019
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the coldest thing in the universe

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by hendboi September 13, 2022
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Rice University

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.
Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!
by anonymous May 3, 2025
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The answer to life, the universe, and everything

42(search this on google)
Hey, you know that scene from Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy? The answer to life, the universe, and everything ? Yeah the answer is 42.
by DanielTheCake September 6, 2020
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