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Stockton University

A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.
I went to Stockton University and all I got was this lousy degree.
by rickbone1055 August 3, 2023
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Universal Friends

1. If u have a friend in real life that you also play online games or do shit together on the internet with not just Skype calls or text
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with
1. Miyu and I are both online and offline friends therefore were universal friends.
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."
by Tomatoblast March 28, 2016
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university

that place where you feel so coerced into turning in assignments.
university is a fine place to learn and live as if you were made for the world
by Virgos Child February 13, 2025
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national throw a furry out of the universe day

Its national throw a furry out of the universe day! *grabs a furry and loses all hair and become one punch man and throw them out of the universe*
by anonymous March 18, 2024
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Turkish-German University

A quite new university formed in Turkey.
Lessons are held dominanly in german, but the university offers studies in english aswell.
Most departments lack some lecturers, but the university itself still functions better than most of the other turkish universities.

is also full of dogs.
I study at Turkish-German University
by Khanon November 29, 2018
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chip universe

chip is a universe that was first des covered in 2021 by a group of four sixth graders. they worshipped a circle and while worshiping the opened portals unknowingly. that is when they met civilsus and found out about chip. larkin is now the portal master while emmit and cho are the co founders of chip
by larkin_the_portalmaster July 12, 2023
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