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Tridemist

A synonym for someone who dislikes the CCP
Mikhail: What the heck? Why is China oppressing their own citizens
Jane: I don’t know
Mikhail: Whatever the reason, I think I’m a Tridemist now.
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
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Turd Burglar

When you need a shit so bad,it needs complete lonesome to let loose the beast, then someone walks in, causing it to be sucked back in like e g g
by WrittenToe79 June 21, 2022
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turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.
Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
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Turd

Word people use in replacement of shit when they are too scared to swear
One peaceful day at fight club

*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!
by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022
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Triday

An abbreviation for the days of Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday
John: Ayo you got plans for Triday?
Jack: What's a Triday?
John: Didn't you read the passage above?
Jack: No...
John: Well then go read it ya nerd!!!
Jack: Ok.

Jack again: I read it now I know what a Triday is and I can assure you that I am busy for all the 72 hours that Triday is consisting of.
by anonymous July 23, 2022
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Triday

An abbreviation for the days of Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday
John: Ayo you got plans for Triday?
Jack: What's a Triday?
John: Didn't you read the passage above?
Jack: No...
John: Well then go read it ya nerd!!!
Jack: Ok.

Also Jack: I read it now I know what a Triday is and I can assure you that I am busy for all the 72 hours that Triday is consisting of.
John: Well that was very anti-climatic thank you... For being a complete waste of my time!
by anonymous July 23, 2022
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Triday

A day consisting of Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, all in one beautiful and complete package!
John: Hey Jack, are you free Triday?
Jack: What's a Triday?
John: You don't know what Triday is?
Jack: No...
John: Didn't you read the passage above?
Jack: No...
John: Well then go read it ya frickin' nerd!!!
Jack: Ok I read it
John: Very nice very nice so now you know what Triday is?
Jack: Yeh
John: So are you free?
Jack: No
John: Well that was very anti-climatic, thank you... For wasting my time!
by xx 11 OdV 22 xx July 23, 2022
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