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Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all
G.K and C.R (initials) are the most sexiest sock babies, I want to be them.
by Sockbaby2.0 May 20, 2018
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Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
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The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable
my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though
by daddys_toes June 4, 2018
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by kermitfroggy May 26, 2023
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Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024
I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!
by Barrattino April 17, 2024
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Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.
That guy deserves a shit sock.
by PossumDundee July 11, 2023
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sock

"Jess socked his father across the face"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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