Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

Egg juice

When you don't brush your teeth and your spit is yellow

Guys/girls I need to brush my teeth I have egg juice

by Torrie Lynn f January 25, 2019

Green Eggs and Ham

Slang term for weed/marijuana.

Hey man Ricky's supposed to be dropping off that shipment of green eggs and ham.

by Young ham December 2, 2017

Egg Coaster

Usually a goof named Leon

Omg stop being such an egg coaster

by tayloristic7 September 26, 2025

Trevor Egg

A huge faggot that races cars and thinks is cool and a sport. Hes really fat because all he does when racing is sit on his ass and turn left.

That man drives cars and is fat, must be a Trevor Egg.

by Wackmysack April 1, 2019