The golden age of America

Donald Trump's presidency according to Donald Trump.

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025

by nb21-rz2k January 28, 2025

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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

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Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

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golden garden

Got you, chase

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position

by ACloser December 12, 2017

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Golden State Warriors

A franchise team back in 1940, won 6 titles, and has a back-to-back title back in the '17-'18 and '18-'19 season.
But sadly defeated in the hands of Kawhi "Fun Guy" Leonard and the North (Raptors) in the '19-'20 Finals. They slowly grow in offseason.

"Be coming at Chase Center to watch the Golden State Warriors gon' fire!"

by HachiXD October 20, 2020

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