Facebook Confident

Someone who will like or comment on anyone's status, picture or post without a care in the world

Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"

Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"

Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"

by Robin French January 8, 2012

facebook time

The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.

Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.

I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.

by ChrisDoc3 January 22, 2011

Facebook Overload

When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.

Often posting statuses that say LMS

"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."

LMS

Facebook Overload

by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011

Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

facebook body

female with a facebook account and profile picture of only her face zoom out she is FUCKING HUGE.

Arnold: How'd your date go?

Daniel: terrible. facebook body she was like 300 lbs

by tweetsfromabyss February 23, 2013

Facebook Vortex

1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.

2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****

1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)

Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy

Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.

Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?

2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."

by mitchmatsch July 25, 2011

Facebook Point

Like making a point for an argument, but doing so via facebook. Sometimes this can be through debating your results on a quiz or just posting something commenting on a recent news event.

The point can be made for better or for worse.

"I'm not girly according to this quiz, but everyone TOTALLY knows I am. I'm going to make a Facebook Point about this!"

by Ivor Alias & NDA July 9, 2009