egg

WHY THE F___ IS THEIR SO MANY WAYS TO COOK THIS YELLOW S__T

how do you want your eggs

me: "looks with death stare"

by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018

TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic

Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.

by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018

cooling and 2016 eggs

so this giga chad nammed cooling beat his meat to 2016 weggers :O

cooling and 2016 eggs is his fetish

by L4D2 March 14, 2022

Egg

Egg is a nickname for the nickname Auggie making an Auggie even more adorable making the softboi aesthetic more reasonable.

“Egg is on the way over.”
“Oh great, can’t wait to see them”

by Eggntoast February 16, 2021

Shady Egg

A good friend of yours that your siblings don't like to have over at your house.

"Im inviting a friend over, are you fine with that?"
"You're sister doesn't like him around. You know he's a Shady egg."

by DefaultLife17 April 1, 2024

Egg

A person who has gotten a buzz cut, and looks like a chemotherapy or holocaust survivor.

Sup "EGG", "Scrambled or fried?"

by The bots definitions September 9, 2020

Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.

We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019