Shit-Tear

That one shit you take that makes you tear up

Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday

by Ssta February 14, 2020

Shit Swig

A person who cannot handle their alcohol (same as lightweight)

Jonathan: "Christopher would you like another drink?"

Christopher: "No mate I think I've had too many spritzers already"

Jonathan: "Shit Swig!"

by Tullygeneric July 5, 2010

sad shit

When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.

Dam your phone died and u bored sad shit.
You jus caught Corona dam that’s sad shit.

by Sadshit March 17, 2020

Hippo Shit

when you have explosive diarrhea and it gets everywhere

Dude 1: wanna hangout?
Dude 2: can’t my mom grounded me cuz i hippo shit all over the washroom

by FardedShided February 23, 2020

hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

by Keht October 8, 2018

Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.

*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits

by Tsecation February 4, 2019

shit pang

That feeling you get in the nether regions when you feel the need to take a crap. Could be a clenching of the sphincter, or a gurgling of the bowels.

If you don't get to a restroom when you feel the shit pang coming on, you'll be backed up for the rest of the day. Alternatively, "I just felt a shit pang, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.

by notsidneypoitier October 7, 2009