Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

sad shit

When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.

Dam your phone died and u bored sad shit.
You jus caught Corona dam that’s sad shit.

by Sadshit March 17, 2020

Wall shit

When you plug a dab cart in an electric cord plugged in the wall so it hits. This makes it hit harder than using a pen.

That wall shit hit different bro.

by 69Shrimp69dick69 May 11, 2020

bukk shit

Short for saying "Fucking Bull Shit."

That guy was a dick to me. Good luck putting up with his bukk shit.

by xChing-Chingx May 17, 2020

suck shit

when you're right and your friend is wrong, then you don't know what to say so you scream "suck shit"

person- HA im right suck shit!

by JEFFERY THE 3RD September 1, 2020

nd shit

a sentence-ender used to make any heartfelt and vulnerable statement still sound kind of hardass.

person 1: yo dude i like love your shoes nd shit.

person 2: thanks bro you look awesome in that sweater nd shit.

by Mrs. Choaksondix September 9, 2012

Shit-Swoop

Stealing the honor of performing the first bowel movement in someone else's new residence. This is most applicable after you help a buddy move-in to a new place and you just have to go to the bathroom to take a dump.

Andy: "Hey guys, I just totally stunk up the bathroom, be warned!"

Andrew: "Damnit Andy! Why did you just shit-swoop my bathroom? This is my brand-new apartment and I haven't even used the toilet yet!"

by Ronnie J October 18, 2012