Rule 34 

The 34th rule of the internet.

If it exists then there's porn of it.

Guy 2: So last night I wound up masturbating to Tali Rule 34.
Guy 1: Nice Bruh!
Guy 2: Thanks Bruh! What about you?
Guy 1: So bro last night I looked up rule 34 MLP and man was it strange.
Guy 2: Wait did you masturbate to it?
Guy 1: I believe the proper term would be Fapping.
Random Guy: Actually the proper term would be Clopping. *Walks away*
Guy 2: Who the hell was that guy?
Guy 1: No idea. Also what the hell is clopping?
Guy 2: No freaking idea. Urban Dictionary that shit.
Guy 1: Already on it.

Rule 34 by Doctor Groot February 29, 2016

rule 147

Anyone who plugs kush up their butthole are legally allowed to do anything they want

Rick:I just shot 56 people in Las Vegas
Dick: Isn’t that an act of terrorism?
Rick:Nah I had kush up my butthole rule 147

rule 147 by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 3, 2017

Rule 188 

The Thot patrol is the greatest and human service in the history of mankind and you should talk to them if you need info on any girl. You know they are coming because their sirens plays XXXTentacion Yung Bratz.

Guy- Yo!Did I tell you about my new girl? She hot right?!
Freind 2- I call upon rule 188!
Freind 2 - Hey man your girl is a thot and she is going to play you hard. Don't worry I already called the thot patrol to arrest her!
*Yung Bratz plays in the distance*
Freind 2- lol rule 188

Rule 188 by XxPapaJohnN00bslayerxX September 24, 2018

Rule 183 

If it exists, there's a speedrun of it

1: Hey that guy's doing a speedrun of Guitar Hero!
2: Rule 183, If it exists, someone has speedran it.

Rule 183 by Lyriati January 18, 2019

rule 86 of the internet 

"if it exists,you can play Bad apple on it."" if it can,it can Bad apple"If this thing exists,you can play the song "bad apple" on it.Rule made by @bad.....apple on tik tok.

Person 1:Hey have you heard abt playing bad apple on a pregnancy test bro??
Person 2:rule 86 of the internet bro..

rule 86 of the internet by Urdadlesbianuwu February 20, 2023

10% Rule 

One must be ten percent smarter than the object/task one is attempting to use/accomplish.

For instance, pushing a pull door or failing at some other seemingly simple task.

Friend 1: Did I hear correctly that your girlfriend got locked in her own car?

Friend 2: Yeah. 10% rule, dude.

10% Rule by PeteWine February 9, 2009

The Z Rule

The replacing of the last segment of a word with the letter z or -iz, -az, -ez or some similar form. Add whatever form fits the word or sounds the best. Best used typically in context, so as to avoid confusion when "Triz" or "Traz" could mean multiple things; tree, trash, trench, treat, Trish, triad or triarch.

Guy:"Dude, take out the triz..."
Gal:"What?"
Guy:"The Z rule...*sigh* take out the trash..."

"Exclusive message from the truz."
(Exclusive message from the trunk.)

The Z Rule by Shadow62a July 1, 2007