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Pizza Socialism

Pizza socialism is an ideology similar to that of the German National Socialist German Worker's Party (NSDAP) of Adolf Hitler, but with the focus shifted from a pure Aryan Germany to a pure Italian kitchen. Like national socialism, there is a strong focus on identity and a hierarchy based on artificial characteristics. In the case of pizza socialism, the hierarchy is based on how a pizza is prepared and eaten, and at the bottom of the hierarchy you will find American-style pizza crusts and pizza Hawaii, or pineapple pizza.

People who adhere to this ideology are commonly referred to as "Pizzis".
"You're such a Pizzi, just let me enjoy my pizza the way I like it!"

"Hundreds of Americans fled the country after the Pizza Socialist Italian Worker's Party won the 2032 elections and changed Italy's state-ideology to Pizza Socialism"
by Civilis August 19, 2018
mugGet the Pizza Socialismmug.

pizza

OMG I just LOVE pizza, it's like my favorite food, I could eat pizza all day, every day.
Pizza and Netflix are all I ever need, pizza is bae.
by elcoquitazo August 28, 2019
mugGet the pizzamug.

rapey pizza

A male or female with bad acne who leers at you from corners during parties or low lit locations. Once they have made eye contact and have locked on, they attempt to dance at you, dab for attention, and try to grope you.
Girl 1: Kevin was staring at me in the parking lot last night.

Girl 2: He's such a rapey pizza.
by Tuatara2017 January 10, 2017
mugGet the rapey pizzamug.
too much spicyness on something.

Or when someone shits on your pizza.
They put a pound of pepper on my pizza!
by Controlfreak June 11, 2017
mugGet the a pound of pepper on my pizzamug.

Pokie Pizza

He is a well known famous comedy Gachatuber who makes Gacha skit videos and such, whose Obssessed with Pizzas.
Pokie Pizza is a Lazy Unmotivated Gachatuber
by Bakuhoe324 October 14, 2020
mugGet the Pokie Pizzamug.

Mini-pizza

That store pizza. It is really good, actually! Perfect for a fast snack due to it's small size.
Jack: Hey, tom. Did you hear about mini-pizzas?
Tom: Yeah. They're nice, actually.
by A non-fortnite fan. January 8, 2020
mugGet the Mini-pizzamug.

someone who folds pizza

“I fold my pizza when I eat it” ~someone who folds pizza
“Wtf you psychopath”~normal person
by Not a psycho xox August 10, 2023
mugGet the someone who folds pizzamug.

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