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Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.
You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!
by Asshole862 November 14, 2011
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Module Monster

A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!
Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?

Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.

Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!

Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?

Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.

Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?

Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!

Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.

Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.

Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.

Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!

Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011
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cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.
To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.
by Plop August 5, 2016
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Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
by Madetyro August 11, 2018
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Ween Monster

Is a person who turns into a paleolithic creature of dark properties in a quest for hunger of ween and or penis, and or cock.
Wow! Luke is such a ween monster!
by Doct3r February 19, 2018
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Rap Monster

A Monster who can rap, or a person who raps so wildly is sounds like a monster
Example 1;

Person A: Hey B, do you think Sulley from Monsters Inc could be a Rap Monster
Person B: Yeh dude, he sick

Example 2;

Person A; Wow he raps hard and fast, he’s a rap monster
Person B; You think so?
by A Rap Monster October 20, 2018
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The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!

The Original Nightmare Fuel Where The Monster Lived In Japan.

Probably Was Seen In Mole as The Painter Where The Mole and Mouse Turned Every Color (Mole Turned Red and Mouse Turned Yellow) And They Turned Into The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!.

Which is Directly Called “日本のモンスター” or “Nihon no monsutā“.
Oh No! It’s The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!
by MacAgain October 20, 2019
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