Leaky chicken leg

When a skinny girl is on her period and the blood runs down her leg.

Shaundi constantly used the bathroom to clean her leaky chicken leg.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

leg action

The vigorous playful romp with legs

She had great leg action

by mrihavenoname1 May 20, 2016

leg

leg is this incredible specimen that can be used as a noun (the actual leg on a person), verb (to leg someone), and adjective (leg is a good thing).

Lucy has some hot ass legs.
I'm going to leg it up with my brother.
Dude, those Jordan's are so leg.

by Dixie Normas69 November 4, 2016

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

Leg prothesis

1. A fetish that sounds wierd but that is hella cool.
2. Upgraded version of the foot fetish.

Dude 1 : I found some leg prothesis hentai and that's beautiful.
Dude 2 : *feels in danger*

by Frog with salt January 15, 2021