Colby Jacking it

Putting a slice of Colby Jack cheese in your hand, beating your bros dick with it, nutting in it, and then eating it together.

Me and bro were Colby Jacking it together last night.

by GoyimGoblin October 28, 2025

Mad jacker’s syndrome

A guy or gal that is addicted to masturbation especially while on meth.

David had ‘mad jacker’s syndrome’ and almost went blind, but he’s recovered now!

by Papi_chulo_OG November 14, 2025

Man Jacking

The act of giving a man a rub and tug in a car and stealing his car keys in the process

"Anyone seen Ken?"

"He's probably out in the parking lot Man Jacking another hapless victim."

by Archibald_The_Great December 3, 2025

not jackin

another way of saying not fucking with

typically the individual one is “not jackin” is a fat, ugly, chopped chungus bitch or a dickrider who gets no play

as well known for being a groupchat with individuals who be hating

bri “bruh did u see the girl trying to fw him

amanda “don’t worry he not jackin her”

by princessvodka December 21, 2025

trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.

Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!

by pentozali May 14, 2009

dos-e-jacking

the act of two males locking their arms as if they were dosi-doing but then reaching over to grab their penises and masturbate

bro1: dude i totally want to jack right now
bro2: yea bro so do I
bro 1: i have an idea we should go dos-e-jacking
bro2: yea good idea here give me you're arm

then they proceed...

by little100bush April 14, 2010

Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015