car

no, not a car. a car as in a silly cat. meow!

look at that goofy car man

by liontech November 17, 2023

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

coolest car ever

Minivans

Luxury minivans are the coolest car ever because some of them have good quality interior, and they have heated captains chairs, very spacious than and suv and they have TVs like in an airplane

by EMD F59PHI July 24, 2024

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real

bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

by dogethatman September 18, 2025

pussy powered peter car

A 359 or 379 peterbilt with a Caterpillar engine

Hey you here jason gotta new truck. Is a pussy powered peter car

by Supersampson February 12, 2020

Finnish Car Wash

A water bottle wrapped in detonation cord

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall

by running with freedom May 1, 2021

bumper car

Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.

Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.

by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023