Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

hard core loser

No matter what he does, he just fucks everything up if he is around you. Keeps acting like a fuckwit near you when you are trying to get into the pants of some girl, spoiling the hunting for the night. Typically needs you to pull him out of a situation he created, where he was about to get the fuck punched out of him by those blokes at the pool table after he stood near them telling them how to play.

Mick thought he was on a winner for a fuck in the car park outside with Jacinta, when Deano rocked up and spilled his beer in her handbag, making her lose her shit so much she got her fat friend and left the club. Mick wanted to flog Deano, but then saw him trying to dry hump some bloke at the pool table, which was gunna turn fatal for Deano any second now. So Mick dragged his stupid cunt mate away from danger and said "mate, stop being such a hard core loser or you can fuckin walk back to Frankston".

by Reynard says July 21, 2017

hard piss

when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick

dude I just had a hard piss

by mistersanchez344 September 17, 2019

read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet

What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

hard card

your driver's licsense

"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"

by shabangabang February 14, 2008

Hard Tuesday

Hard Tuesday, a company established on Snapchat on October 10th, 2022, and now thriving on Instagram as "@hardtuesdayofficial," epitomizes weekly jubilation through hard images of friends embracing life, creating a shared sense of camaraderie and celebration amid the workweek's demands.

This Hard Tuesday is going to go crazy!

by Ashlyngonk February 12, 2024

hard google

when you know exactly what you are looking for and will not stop at anything to find it

i dont do dat soft google shit, i know exactly what im looking for, hard google for lief.

by ir88/80m80 May 14, 2016