by cocofosho June 30, 2011
A term used when you have a friend named "Joe" in a meaningless relationship with a small annoying little boy which you desperately want Joe to leave. Even though "Joe" is not in prison, he is in a relationship similar to it.
by freejoeforsummer April 23, 2023
A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!
B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023
Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 29, 2024
One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 13, 2022
by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023
by Just Uncle Jay January 22, 2022