A person who eat a 4000 calorie breakfast followed by 17 beef sticks then a 4000 calorie lunch with 3 boxes of PopTarts then finishes off the day with another 4000 calorie meal for dinner. Usually like to claim that they have a fast metabolism, or they need a minimum of 12000 calories a day to gain muscle, but ends up getting fat as shit anyways
Person 1: Bro, I need to eat at least 12000 calories a day to bulk up, because I have a very fast metabolism.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you fat bitch
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you fat bitch
by Dr. Shady Dre Slim October 10, 2020
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Record:
BLC 10 Wins, 0 Losses
Winner of 2001 SMHS European
Handball Championship
FAT JALA 9 Wins, 1 Loss
Runner-up in 2002 SMHS
European Handball
Champioship due in part to
bad officiating and a fluke
goal.
Record:
BLC 10 Wins, 0 Losses
Winner of 2001 SMHS European
Handball Championship
FAT JALA 9 Wins, 1 Loss
Runner-up in 2002 SMHS
European Handball
Champioship due in part to
bad officiating and a fluke
goal.
by ajd August 16, 2004
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