Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

by Gummy34 January 5, 2024

Christian Pulisic

The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game

Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.

by ENoscatt January 6, 2024

Christian

A black woman with a white husband

Christian Married black woman with white woman

by Yo Ana January 15, 2024

Christinsanity

A neuro-divergent person who uses Christianity as a shtick

Lily: are you a virgin?
Eve: How dare you? I'm a good Christian woman, I only do Anal.
Lily: Gurl, that's Christinsanity

by TwixiePupp January 17, 2024

christian diaz

He is batman

Christian diaz is batman

by i like batman January 22, 2024

Christian aitkens gay for Homeless

Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way

Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless

getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum

by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024

Christian Roleplay

Christian roleplay is when one person gets tied up to a bed and the other person fucks their ass until they're about to nut. Before they nut, they pull out and nut under them so it doesn't count as sex.

Hey Elrad, wanna do Christian Roleplay?

As long as it doesn't count, yeah!

by UnathleticGerm#124032 February 22, 2024