bone appetit

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.

Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020

Bones

A term used to describe something that is cool or enjoyable, such as an object or an event.

A: "Hey, you gotta try these nachos Michael made."
B: "Oh man, that's bones!"

A: "How was that concert last night?"
B: "Total fuckin' bones dude!"

by Skelebones526 February 3, 2024

Crazy Bones

a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside

person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park

by UbearAq March 12, 2024

schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

Bone

Thick & Stupid

School Kid: “Mr Wheeler, what are qualifications?”

Mr Wheeler: “Unbelievable!! I can tell you’ve never listened to anything I say during lessons. It’s pointless teaching you and nobody ever going to employ you because you’re so bone”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Rollin' them bones

1. To play dice

2. Masturbation

1. Can't buy them boots, lost all my money rollin' them bones.

2. Hey, just need to wash my hands, just been rollin' them bones.

by Let it rock November 6, 2013

smile bones

The bones/muscles you use when you smile or suck dick

I broke my girls smile bones when she sucked my dick

by DingDongDylan May 23, 2018