American Patriot 

An uneducated and ignorant american who thinks his/her country is the best in the world while not knowing anything about any other country.

Those damn american patriots! They wonder why most of the world hates them?

American Patriot by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

American Eagle

A good clothing store that mainly middle and high school kids in the suburbs wear. Some wear it to fit in with the crowd, and others wear cause they like it. It isn't a prep store some preps just happen to shop there. I happen to shop there and I'm not a prep and I like it.

American Eagle is big in my middle school.

American Eagle by None of ur buisness January 11, 2008

The American Eagle

When a girl passes out drunk, and you shave off all the hair on her head (this may be tougher on girls with facial hair) and jizz all over her bald head, Like a bald eagle, Madjestic in every way.

Me and Larry gave a girl The American eagle at D-mans party and ruined her life! It took her months to grow all that hair back!

The American Eagle by Philopean September 11, 2006

Confederate States of America 

A very lazy country, hates hard work, unlike the Soviet Union. That's why they steal innocent people from Liberia and use them as slaves.

Teacher: What's the Confederate States of America?
Me: A very lazy country
Teacher: Correct!
Class: laughs because they are proud to be in the Union

Confederate States of America by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

President of the United States of America 

Just another politician.

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''

President of the United States of America by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013

ugly american

Any boisterous, rude, and ethnocentric American who criticizes everything that he unilaterally perceives to differ from his American standard. This creature doesn't understand or value diplomacy and won't recognize the cumulative damage to his country through his actions.

Burning bridges and building walls are habits of the Ugly American.

ugly american by Mr. Surly February 2, 2017

True American 

The True American is a sex position where you sing the national anthem while AMERICA FUCK YEAH plays in the background while you tie your significant other to a tree face first then anally ram them while yelling out I HAVE CLAIMED THIS LAND. Then while you're pounding your lovers asshole bring out your trusty gun that's strapped to other guns cause we voted for Trump and give a true salute.

Dude I had a fucking amazing time last night. I became a True American.

True American by @YABOIMILK October 10, 2018