pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.

Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!

by Ha that’s funny February 18, 2021

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma March 9, 2013

knotty pig

The person getting penetrated during the act of a dog knotting during anal sexy with a human.

He was a knotty pig with that german shepherd.

by Cinophile May 10, 2018

Pig lottery

When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.

Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”

by katnivorousyourlesbiansavor June 17, 2018

Pigs in a blanket

Undercover cops

Slow down bro, there's pigs in a blanket in this hood

by Krimzin86 April 6, 2017

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019

Arkansas pig fucker

An Arkansas pig fucker is someone who's so retarded they are as valuable as a worthless ape. Also some of them can be sleezeball cops.

I don't like you... you remind me of an Arkansas Pig Fucker.

by aristeidisgr November 14, 2025